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Why Why Why?
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| Posted 10 months ago good one! |
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| Posted 10 months ago Thanks so much for the laughter....I will bookmark the page so when I need a pick me up I know right where to go |
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| Posted 10 months ago Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food? A busy RN is here |
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| Posted 10 months ago LOL Abusy! That's a really good question! Why is there a sign on the back of some vehicles that say "Stay back 100 ft." (or 500 ft. in some cases)? Do they really expect you to pull out a measuring tape and check the distance? This would be difficult while driving! |
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| Posted 10 months ago Why is it that when you talk to God, you are considered Pius, but when God talks to you, you're schizophrenic? |
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| Posted 10 months ago You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! A busy RN is here |
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| Posted 10 months ago My guess is that it's too heavy or not aerodynamic enough. But that's a good point...maybe someone could redesign the plane somehow so it would work. Why is it that when you want it to snow butt-deep to the Jolly Green Giant you don't get anything, and when you don't want it to happen it always does?????? |
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| Posted 10 months ago WHy do you have to "put in your 2 cents" but it is only a penny for your thoughts? Where does the other penny go???? A busy RN is here |
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| Posted 10 months ago Why is it that if you are famous and murdered it is an assassination but if you are a regular person it is murder? A busy RN is here |
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| Posted 10 months ago That's the difference in a celebrity with oodles of $ and idolized vs. the regular Joe with the average bank acct. who is just a statistic to the rest of the world. Sad, but true.
Why does it take so long to do something you don't want to do, but no time at all to do something you want to do? |
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| Posted 10 months ago That is Einsteins theory of relativity! A second in a fire feels like days, a day with a gorgeous hunk feels like seconds! Why does a round pizza come in a square box?? A busy RN is here |
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| Posted 9 months ago LOL Abusy, I guess we can blame it all on Einstein, now I know what pic to throw darts at! Good point about the pizza and apartments, head-scratchers.
Why don't police hang out right outside of the bar parking lot at closing time to catch all of the drunk drivers? It would be like shooting fish in a barrel. |
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| Posted 9 months ago haha these are hilarious
why do people order a triple whopper, extra large fry, and a diet coke? |
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| Posted 9 months ago If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? A busy RN is here |
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| Posted 9 months ago YES IT DOES! |
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| Posted 9 months ago Why if flying is so safe they can the airport a terminal? A busy RN is here |
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| Posted 9 months ago Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
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| Posted 9 months ago Anybody else have any "whys"? A busy RN is here |
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| Posted 9 months ago AbusyRN2go says ...
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| Posted 9 months ago Here is a why about my state. Please help me with this one. Why is the state raising cigerattes taxes $ 1.53 q pack to build a trauma center and reducing the grocery tax 1 cent on the dollar so you can go get all the cheetos, cokes, and sweets to have heart attack. Why don't they increase the fines for DUI, DWI, Domestic Abuse, and ATV purchases seeing as WHY our state is one of the top ranking ones in the nations top twenty list for heart problems, atv and automobile accidents, and abuse. So why not make a real change to all the things that are bad for the state not just the smokers. Why not tax alcohol, oh wait i can answer this one because then our legislators would have to pay more each day at lunch. LOL |
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| Posted 9 months ago Why do people say they slept like a baby as if that was a good thing, babies wake up every hour?Q?! A busy RN is here |
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| Posted 9 months ago Why are you IN and movie and ON TV? A busy RN is here |
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| Posted 9 months ago Why do people go up in high buildings to only put money in the binoculars to look at the people on the ground? A busy RN is here |
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| Posted 9 months ago why do they call it the restroom? is there anybody just resting in the room? |
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| Posted 9 months ago Why are there only a few bathroom stalls for women and twice as many for mens room? Has anyone EVER seen a line in the mens room? A busy RN is here |
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| Posted 9 months ago Why do we look inside the tissue after blowing our nose? Are we looking for brain matter? |
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| Posted 8 months ago Good one! Why does our government raise taxes when everyone is hurting so badly? CA just got hit with a huge tax increase A busy RN is here |
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| Posted 8 months ago Why this winter (COLD) never ends??? |
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| Posted 8 months ago Why is it before you get married the soon-to-be In-laws love you but after getting married, they blame you for everything wrong in thier life???? (yeah my in-laws are like this, lol) ~Stefanie~ A lack of planning on your part, does not constitute an emergency on my part. |
