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Why Why Why?
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| Posted about 4 years ago emtpixie says ...
I HAD to quote on this.. I drive a school bus part-time and I can tell you why they won't (better not) put seatbelts in. I have between 70-82 kids on my bus at any given time. Say something were to go wrong under the hood, bus fire, or a truck hit us, I am ONE bus driver, if the kids panic I can not get to them to un-buckle 26 seatbelts and get them off the bus safely, plus watch the kids that are off the bus at the same time. Even though in cars, not wearing a seatbelt is a hazzard, on a school bus not wearing one is safer. The seats are created higher to prevent the kids from flying out and over the seats. If they put seatbelts on the larger buses, it could be your child in the back stuck when that bus goes up in flames... Which would you prefer; you child safely off the bus with minor injuries, maybe a broken wrist, or a police man at your door telling you that you child has died in a school bus accident? Now don't take me wrong, I don't put it this way to offend anyone, I put it this way to help you see it the way we drivers do. Our priorities are watching the road, 6 mirrors, and 70-82 kids, and every car that is within 50 feet of us. Add 26 (if one for each seat) seatbelts and it becomes a maze of problems. ~Stefanie~ A lack of planning on your part, does not constitute an emergency on my part. |
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| Posted about 4 years ago Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? A busy RN is here |
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| Posted about 4 years ago Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? A busy RN is here |
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| Posted about 4 years ago Wow.. Hahaha.. nice "why's" huh?! |
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| Posted about 4 years ago WHY OHH WHY???? |
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| Posted about 4 years ago Why is the groundhog right? I'm really getting sick of the cold weather!!! |
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| Posted about 4 years ago When the button has been pushed for the elevator, and it is lit, why do we feel the need to push it again if it's been more than 3 seconds? |
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| Posted about 4 years ago Why do we make plans when they never seem to work? |
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| Posted about 4 years ago Good ones! A busy RN is here |
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| Posted about 3 years ago Why do we always ask why? Sometimes there is NO answer... A busy RN is here |
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| Posted about 3 years ago Keep them going...what are some more why's?? A busy RN is here |
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| Posted about 3 years ago why do some not answer the questions? |
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| Posted about 3 years ago why do titles mean so much to some? A busy RN is here |
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| Posted about 3 years ago why does it rain after you wash your car? A busy RN is here |
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| Posted about 3 years ago Why do fools fall in love? A good man loves other. A better man loves God. A great man loves God and lives well among others! I miss you daddy!
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| Posted about 3 years ago Good One! Why does the weather turn bad on the day of your outside party? A busy RN is here |
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| Posted about 3 years ago why does it rain each time I have a hair appt. |
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| Posted about 3 years ago Good One! A busy RN is here |
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| Posted about 3 years ago WHY is it so hard to lose weight? A busy RN is here |
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| Posted about 3 years ago gismit |
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| Posted about 3 years ago what is gismit?? A busy RN is here |
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| Posted almost 3 years ago Why do we think we can "fix" people and than get mad when we can't? ~Stefanie~ A lack of planning on your part, does not constitute an emergency on my part. |
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| Posted almost 3 years ago good one A busy RN is here |
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| Posted almost 3 years ago ~Why is it if someone brings you the supplies, and helps you build a wall, they're always surprised to find themselves on the other side?~ ~Stefanie~ A lack of planning on your part, does not constitute an emergency on my part. |
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| Posted almost 3 years ago good one A busy RN is here |
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| Posted almost 3 years ago "Why is it,when a newborn is christened,does the priest ask them:"Do You reject Satan?" ( What would happen if they replied," No"? Hmmn!) |
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| Posted almost 3 years ago "Why do the Boy Scouts of America sell lightbulbs,when they're instructed to carry flashlights when camping?" " If selling Girl Scout cookies," is for a good cause", why don't they sell tooth brushes and tooth paste,instead?" " If sailors played leapfrog by the starboard bough,would that be the same as,"jumping ship"? " If Adam and Eve had a Garden Party, could Eve make the Ambrosia"? " If the Beauty and the Beast filed for divorce, could she cite,"irreconcilable differences"? " If Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus, were Children," Close Encounters of the Third Kind"? " If only time could stand still,like traffic at rush hour". " If Vampires lived on the beach,would they be neighbors with the Sea Turtles"?
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| Posted over 2 years ago Why do not people fly?... _________________________________ buy ambien |
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| Posted over 2 years ago why do we say that we sweat like pigs when pigs don't sweat? |
Made my stomach ache.. hahaha.. LOL!
