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Posted about 5 years ago
REVISED MEANING OF STOCK TERMS
CEO- Chief embezzlement Officer
CFO- Corporate fraud officer
Bull Market - A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
Bear market - A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry
Value Investing - The art of buying low and selling lower
P/E Ratio - The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing
Broker - What my broker has made me.
Standard and Poor - Your life in a nutshell
Financial Planner - A person whose phone has been disconnected
Market Correction - The day after you buy stocks
Cash Flow - The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
Windows - What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240.00 per share
Institutional Investor - Past week investor who is now locked up in nut house
Profit - An archaic word no longer used.
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