This is NOT a political thread.   Why cant Fox news hire newscasters with human names?   Shep Smith :   this guy is such a goob, he seems to truly enjoy his job when Brittany Spears is wasted in public.........he use to call it 'our daily brittney'.   He's named after a doggie?  There's a guy named Trace  <as in a trace of bacteria in a UA> , a guy named Brit <I might have heard of a brit before but for the life of me, it sounds like a name for a really buff guy, and he's anything BUT.  There is also a guy named something after a military rank, Major.   Im wondering if they renamed themselves legally to seem cool .    Now all of those names might appear 'manly', but man..............when you put the name with the guy's face, it aint so.  I know this is tacky and petty; those guys cant help their parents named them that if they did name them, and they might not be able to help it if they are goobs.  Now I did have a patient who was in love with Shep.........she had a 2 page summary of all her meds.  Now my favorite guy on Fox......and YES, I watch Fox and also Headline news..............is Charles Krauthammer, he's disabled and is in a wheelchair and seems like someone who comments on issues not based on being liberal or conservative, but just seems 'smart'.  I do like Headline News better because they do the national news then every hour they go to the local Atlanta news too.

dmazment says ...

Angie this was hilarious.  Thanks so much for the laugh

I also want to add, although Bill's name is totally  normal, my husband has lost 87 pounds since Jan 2 <new year thingy'.  He gave up fried foods and sweets, and rides the recumbent bike EVERY NITE DURING THE OREILLY FACTOR.  He gets to screaming and stuff.  I would like to thank Bill for assisting with my husbands heart health because while John is yelling during the Factor, his heart rates jumps WAYYYYYYYYYYYY UP. hahahaahahaha.    When that's on, I lock myself in the bedroom normally, but I come out to check his heartrate <his bike has a fancy gizmo to keep it checked>.   The American Heart Association wants heart patients to get their heart rate at least 20 beats over resting heart rate..........um...........it gets WAY over.  No worries, I check him regularly.