Yearly Exam

 

Went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain

 basics.

 'How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say.

 The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.

 The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 6,' I say.

 The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'2'.

 She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.

 'Of course it's high!' I scream . 'When I came in here I was tall and

 slender! Now I'm short and fat!'

 She put me on Prozac. What a bitch.

You're a hoot. That reminds me of Boston Legal. Do you watch Boston Legal? You're a hoot Alan"