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Tampon for the penis
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Posted over 4 years ago 63 y.o male comes to ED unable to pee. "I can't pee" Nurse and doctor walk into room Pt has set of hemostats in this hand pulling at a string at his penis. Nurse states"What the hell are you doing?" "My girlfriend put a tampon with the cardboard still on so I could keep it hard." Needless to say the surgery had to slice him open with no hope. Penis was removed. |
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| Posted over 4 years ago WHAT? Did he really have to have his penis removed? |
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| Posted over 4 years ago Ouch! Is this for real??? hmmm... |
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| Posted over 4 years ago Eons ago, I took care of a man post-op that had to have an SP removal of Foreign body from his bladder. He took phone cord and shoved so much of it into his penis, that it balled up in his bladder and he couldn't pull it out. OUCH. |
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| Posted over 4 years ago Kittyrn says ...
oh wow! that is such a weird behavior... why a phone cord??? haha! that's funny! That must've really hurt much though. My sister shared one that a girl placed a gun in her vagina. She wanted to give it tp his bf who was at jail. So, she placed it there so it won't be noticed by when the police will check her for dangerous devices. She got in... However, the gun suddenly was shot (could it be due to the contraction in her vagina? hahaha!)... So, she was caught... This was a really funny story. |
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| Posted over 4 years ago I didn't have the guts to ask him why he did it. We speculated after talking with the doctor, that he was using it as some kind of french tickler. He told the doctor that he did it on a regular basis, when he had sex with his GF. He was in his 50's and he'd done it for years without a problem. go figure??? |
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| Posted over 4 years ago Some people just experience a sense of pleasure strangely... haha! A lot of them are very experimental I guess.. Reminds me of a coprophiliac or other strange behaviors during sex.... He probably loss his muscle tone... hahaha! |
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| Posted over 4 years ago LOL, Ouch! my only question is "How'd they do that?" MICHELE
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| Posted over 4 years ago mashell4 says ...
good question!!! haha! Amazing that the vagina or penis could stretch so much... How could they manage to do that to themselves anyways? that's just insane! LOL |
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| Posted over 4 years ago When I was in school doind clinicals in the ER We had a case of a female who was masturbating with none other than a light bulb! Needless to say it broke. I never did get to find out the end result of that one. Some people are just nuts! I mean I have heard of cucumbers but a light bulb? Seriously! "Softly. deftly, music shall caress you. Feel it, hear it, secretly possess you...." |
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| Posted over 4 years ago Nursejenny1310 says ...
Woah! |
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| Posted over 4 years ago LOL, I think the bigger question is "why would they do that?" |
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| Posted over 4 years ago yeah! haha! they just have a different sense of pleasure... |
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| Posted over 4 years ago There seems to be a lot of lonely and desperate people in this world... |
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| Posted over 4 years ago Livin2Care says ...
I really agree with you... sad but funny... |
And it broke... hahaha! she hurt herself in the process then... some people are just so weird...
