Not to be confused with sociopath test. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

AAAaaaaahhhhh hahaha funny!!!!

This is an oldie but a cutie. I wonder how many nurses would have used the bucket?

LOL! that's awesome!!!!!!!!

LOL I like that one. It is funny. would love to know some of the other ones hehe

HA! yes, thank you, I will have a bed by the window if you please, preferably with a view of the gardens...

that was really good; the one that sticks with me is: What's the difference between and Psych Nurse and A Psych
patient. Answer: The patient eventually gets to go home.

That's awesome I work with Paranoid Schizophrenics everyday , And that would put me in mind of them. LOL

No ties for you! You get the heavy blanket

I like that one. Got me hook, line and sinker.

That was great, I will take a bed near the window as well. Ha! Ha!!

Here is another psych hospital joke for you:
Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random.

If you are phobic, don't press anything.

If you are anal retentive, please hold.

LOL taking that one to work with me (but I am going to ask all the nurses in the lounge which item they would choose) then tell the end of the joke and offer them a bed by the window!

I am so glad to have nurses where I work with a sense of humor. It would be a very long day without some humor.

One of my LTC residents, 90+ years old had a fart machine. She used to let me borrow it. Now that was fun.