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Those are funny Kat needed that, thank you. HEE HEE, still laughing

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO GIVE PSYCHICS YOUR NAME AND CREDIT CARD NUMBER??

SHOULDN'T THERE BE A SHORTER WORD FOR MONOSYLLABIC??

WHY IS IT CALLED A BUILDING WHEN IT'S ALREADY BUILT?

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?~~   


** Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?~~      

** Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?~~      

** Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?~~      

** Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?~~      

** Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?~~  

** Why is a boxing ring square?~~     

** Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?~~      

** Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?~~      

** Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?~~      

** Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?~~      

** Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?~~

** Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?~~      

** Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?~~      

** Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?~~    

** Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?~~      

** Can fat people go skinny-dipping?~~      

** Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?~~   

   

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands?

Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know you don’t have?

How do “Do not walk on the grass” signs get there?

How can there be self-help “groups?”

If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?

Okay...so you drop a piece of buttered bread on the floor, it always lands buttered side down.    A cat always lands on its feet.   So ponder this...you strap a piece of buttered bread (buttered side up) to a cats back and drop it????????????????????????????????

Buttered bread and a Cat? that's a new one LOL it made me think of my cat and look at a piece of bread LOLL. good one!

The Psychic Plam Reader down the road has her car for sale in her yard. Does she already know who is going to buy it?

Here's one I once asked a pych doc, and she couldn't answer it. How about you?

What was the first thing you ever forgot?

Krislyn says ...

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

 

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

OMGOSH THE FIRST ONE HAD ME CRACKING UP DUD!!!! LOL

WHAT DID THEY SAY BEFORE THERE WAS "SLICED BREAD"?

Krislyn says ...

    


** Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?~~      

I want to add another similar one:

** "Why do they want to now make airplanes out of lighter metal to save engine fuel instead of passengers in the event of a crash?"