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  An oldie but goodie? "Can God make a rock so heavy He can't lift it?"

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you are so silly and you have me puzzled. i will have to keep an eye on this page.


once a little kid asked me................ why does the moon always follow you?

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So which came first the CHICKEN or the EGG?

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Here's a real good one my five year old asked me, "Why does it matter what color people are?" I told him it doesnt matter but who knows what knid of answer he would have got asking somebody else.........

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I was riding in the car one day with a coworker (yes another nurse) who said, "Isn't it just weird the way it stops raining everytime we drive under an overpass?"  I was speechless & that's hard to do.

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Why is it called an apartment when they are together.


why is it when you send something by ship its called cargo, and by truck or car its called shipping


 


why does 7-11 have locks on there doors if they are open 7 days a week, 24 hours a day, even on christmas

 


why is corn on a cob called corn on a cob if it grows like that and  can corn is called corn

why dont they call it corn off the cob?


 


why do they call a near plane accident a near miss


 


with all that air space they should call it a near hit


 


 

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the answer to "can fat people skinney dip?"


 


they chunky dunk


<:3_)~

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Whoever invented the toothbrush must have had bad teeth!   Only one tooth...because otherwise wouldn't it have been named a teethbrush?????

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If yesterday was today, then wouldn't today be yesterday??


Think about it!!!

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lisao says ...



the answer to "can fat people skinney dip?"


 


they chunky dunk


<:3_)~


That is to cute!



"There are those that look at things the way they are, and ask why? I dream of things that never were, and ask why not."
Robert F. Kennedy

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Hilarious!  Keep 'em coming for us humoristically challenged people.


Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that stood it's ground.
-Chinese fortune cookie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road; to get to the other side.

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angelkaty says ...



If yesterday was today, then wouldn't today be yesterday??


Think about it!!!



-K- I thought about it and got a headache. I don't get it!


"Softly. deftly, music shall caress you. Feel it, hear it, secretly possess you...."

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angelkaty wrote,  HOW DO THEY GET THE DEER TO CROSS AT THAT YELLOW SIGN??(THINK ABOUT THAT ONE!!)


    In case you're really wondering, park rangers and other caretakers make notes of where deer tend to cross. Then they post warning signs at those crossings.


   "Deer Crossing"... and all this time I thought it was the Deer Bus Stop!


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My  mom got stuck on an elevator and called with the emergency phone.  The lady on the other end said to my mom, "Mam, stay right where you are and we will be there immediately to help you."  Where the hell did she think my mom was going to go?  Hee!  Hee!


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Have you ever wondered why bra is singular and panties is plural?


 

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What kind of seeds do seedless watermelons come from?


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