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Five Doctors Duck Hunting


Five doctors went duck hunting one day. Included in the group were a general practice (GP) physcian, a pediatrician, a psychiatrist, a surgeon and a pathologist.

After a time, a bird came winging overhead. The first to react was the GP who raised his shotgun, but then hesitated. "I'm not quite sure it's a duck," he said, "I think that I will have to get a second opinion." And of course by that time, the bird was long gone.
Another bird appeared in the sky thereafter. This time, the pediatrician drew a bead on it. He too, however, was unsure if it was really a duck in his sights and besides, it might have babies. "I'll have to do some more investigations," he muttered, as the creature made good its escape.

Next to spy a bird flying was the sharp-eyed psychiatrist. Shotgun shouldered, he was more certain of his intended prey's identity. "Now, I know it's a duck, but does it know it's a duck?" The fortunate bird disappeared while the fellow wrestled with this dilemma.

Finally, a fourth fowl sped past and this time the surgeon's weapon pointed skywards. BOOM!!
The surgeon lowered his smoking gun and turned nonchalantly to the pathologist beside him and said. "Go see if that was a duck, will you?"


Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, worn out and screaming "Woo-hoo"!!!

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Haaaa! Haaaa! Good one.

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really quacks me up. pun intendid

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this was a good one!

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hehe thats a good one :)

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Not as fowl as some other jokes i have heard recently...(hi ljr!)

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leave it to the surgeon to be the decisive one!!

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That's a good one I'll have to remember that one!

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Leave it to the surgeon to be the LAZY one. Always has to have someone else do any physical work for him.

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I sent the joke to my friends at Ducks Unlimited! We take out duck and goose hunting seriously over here on the Eastern Shore....serious enough to poke fun at doctors!!!! Good one....may it be told in duck blinds till season's end!

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that was so cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Great joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
or was it a joke??????????

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*A nurse walks into a bank.*


Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.

She looks at the flabbergasted teller and says, "Well, that's great.

That's really great. Someone's got my pen."

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Ouch!!!