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'Twas the night before elections 

And all through the town
 

Tempers were flaring
 

Emotions all up and down!
 

 

I, in my bathrobe
 

With a cat in my lap
 

Had cut off the TV
 

Tired of political crap.
 


When all of a sudden
 

There arose such a noise
 

I peered out of my window
 

Saw Obama and his boys
 

 

They had come for my wallet
 

They wanted my pay
 

To give to the others
 

Who had not worked a day!
  

He snatched up my money
 

And quick as a wink
 

Jumped back on his bandwagon
 

As I gagged from the stink
 

 

He then rallied his henchmen
 
Who were pulling his cart 
I could tell they were out 
To tear my country apart! 

 
" On Fannie, on Freddie, 

On Biden and Ayers!
 
On Acorn, On Pelosi" 

He screamed at the pairs! 

 

They took off for his cause 

And as he flew out of sight 

I heard him laugh at the nation 

Who wouldn't stand up and fight! 

 

So I leave you to think 

On this one final note- 

IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM 

GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!
 





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this is really good! Go McCain/ Palin! I hope they win... I don't want to be taxed higher because of non-working people. This just promotes laziness in the nation.

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Where did you get this? 


Redneck I is...but bigot I taint!

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 I have many brilliant friends who send me cool stuff like this. I thought it was cute


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Nice poem!  Just remember, regardless of who wins, WE will have to live with the decision...SO VOTE WISELY!


 


 


 


 


 


 

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Love it!!!....I posted this on my facebook and myspace accounts as well...LOL


My mother sent it to me!


speak your mind..for those that matter dont mind and those that mind ..dont matter..

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AbusyRN2go says ...



 



'Twas the night before elections 

And all through the town
 

Tempers were flaring
 

Emotions all up and down!
 

 

I, in my bathrobe
 

With a cat in my lap
 

Had cut off the TV
 

Tired of political crap.
 


When all of a sudden
 

There arose such a noise
 

I peered out of my window
 

Saw Obama and his boys
 

 

They had come for my wallet
 

They wanted my pay
 

To give to the others
 

Who had not worked a day!
  

He snatched up my money
 

And quick as a wink
 

Jumped back on his bandwagon
 

As I gagged from the stink
 

 

He then rallied his henchmen
 
Who were pulling his cart 
I could tell they were out 
To tear my country apart! 

 
" On Fannie, on Freddie, 

On Biden and Ayers!
 
On Acorn, On Pelosi" 

He screamed at the pairs! 

 

They took off for his cause 

And as he flew out of sight 

I heard him laugh at the nation 

Who wouldn't stand up and fight! 

 

So I leave you to think 

On this one final note- 

IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM 

GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!
 




 I'd change the last 2 lines to:


                        IF YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAD DOWN THAT SLIPPERY SLOPE TOWARDS SOCIALIST POLICIES


                        GET  OUT AND VOTE!


Great post; I'd just ad, GET OUT AND VOTE MCCAIN/PALIN


ABusy, did you write this? It's great