9 WORDS WOMEN USE



(1)Fine:  This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right

and you need to shut up.


(2)Five Minutes:  If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.

'Five minutes' is only five minutes if you have just been given five more

minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


(3)Nothing:  This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and

you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'nothing' usually end

in 'fine'.


(4)Go Ahead:  This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!


(5)Loud Sigh:  This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often

misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and

wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about

'nothing'. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of 'nothing'.)


(6) That's Okay:  This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can

make to a man. 'That's okay' means she want s to think long and hard before

deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.



(7)Thanks:  A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say

you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she

says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at

all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . .. That will bring on a 'whatever').


(8)Whatever:  Is a woman's way of saying 'SCREW YOU'!


(9)Don't worry about it, I got it:  Another dangerous statement, meaning

this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is

now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?'

For the woman's response refer to # 3.

Absolutely 100% TRUE! This should be posted in every men's restroom and be given to every man when the couple applies for a marriage license! Then he should have to sign a document to acknowledge that he read it!

I LOVE THAT ITS SOOOOOO TRUE!!! LOL

Soooooo very true...used them once or twice myself.