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WOULD YOU HIRE ME ?

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Sorry.  Not enough information here to consider your application.

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giggles

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Finally, someone who can complete an application!  And they said it couldn't be done. You're not only hired...go straight to Administration and tell them you're in charge.

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You know what is even more laughable: Go to GENERAL FORUMS..."ASK A NURSE."

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duh, duh, duh, duh! that's what makes NL so special! filled with so special people!

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so special people

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Did you mean to say "so many special people"?


Could you have meant to say "such special people"?


BTW, you're also hired.

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OUCH!! Them are some sharp knives being stabbed in someones back. She is probably at home crying now!

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my resume:   I am a nurse


                         I have a nursing license


                         I have never killed a patient <knowingly>


                         I look decent


                         I clean house well


                         I prefer night ship because I enjoy sleeping late


                         I am looking for an elderly md to marry, no young one, or middle aged, I just want to verbally abuse      him for the   remainder  of  is life.  I just want a test subject.    I will work hard as much as possible.  I dont work on American Idol nights, or on the first episode of The Tudors.  Other than that I call in sick only every now and then.  I hope the md I am searching for might possibly have brittle diabetes.   I prefer not to elaborate.   I will also be sure to participate with the facilities dress code as long it doesnt force me to wear pastels or earth tones.   Please leave a message on my voice mail because I do not answer phones myself, I return calls due to my dodging creditors.   

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my resume:   I am a nurse


                         I have a nursing license


                         I have never killed a patient <knowingly>


                         I look decent


                         I clean house well


                         I prefer night ship because I enjoy sleeping late


                         I am looking for an elderly md to marry, no young one, or middle aged, I just want to verbally abuse      him for the   remainder  of  is life.  I just want a test subject.    I will work hard as much as possible.  I dont work on American Idol nights, or on the first episode of The Tudors.  Other than that I call in sick only every now and then.  I hope the md I am searching for might possibly have brittle diabetes.   I prefer not to elaborate.   I will also be sure to participate with the facilities dress code as long it doesnt force me to wear pastels or earth tones.   Please leave a message on my voice mail because I do not answer phones myself, I return calls due to my dodging creditors.   

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my resume:   I am a nurse


                         I have a nursing license


                         I have never killed a patient <knowingly>


                         I look decent


                         I clean house well


                         I prefer night ship because I enjoy sleeping late


                         I am looking for an elderly md to marry, no young one, or middle aged, I just want to verbally abuse      him for the   remainder  of  is life.  I just want a test subject.    I will work hard as much as possible.  I dont work on American Idol nights, or on the first episode of The Tudors.  Other than that I call in sick only every now and then.  I hope the md I am searching for might possibly have brittle diabetes.   I prefer not to elaborate.   I will also be sure to participate with the facilities dress code as long it doesnt force me to wear pastels or earth tones.   Please leave a message on my voice mail because I do not answer phones myself, I return calls due to my dodging creditors.   

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THIS LAST ONE IS THE WINNER

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Did you mean to say "so many special people"?


 


Could you have meant to say "such special people"?


 


BTW, you're also hired.



hey, that is so mean


i only forgot to put the word "many"- how could you?!

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Anonymous says ...



OUCH!! Them are some sharp knives being stabbed in someones back. She is probably at home crying now!



Thats what the goal was!