All of your "good clothes" are scrubs.

All of your "comfie clothes' are scrubs.

All of your "yardwork clothes"  are scrubs.

When you meet someone new you look at their face but, you are looking for symmetry, facial droop, pupil dilation, scleral icterus, broken blood vessels.....

You can drink a pot of coffee and still go to sleep in the morning.


You can´t see it; it´s probably not there.

 

You see stress as a normal way of life.

You have a tendency to laugh at your patient´s "big" problems.


You notice that you use more four-letter words now than before you became a nurse.

 

An elderly woman went into the doctor's office.

When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills."

Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you're 75 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?"

The woman responded, "They help me sleep better."

The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?"

The woman said, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice and I sleep better at night."

AbusyRN2go says ...

 When you meet someone new, you check out there veins instead of their eyes, or face, or body or butt!

You crack me up!  I feel a little more normal now, knowing I'm not the only one who checks out peoples veins.  And I'm a guy!  When I see a big juicy vein, I get this uncontrolllable urge to stick a needle in it and watch the blood run down the tubing.  Okay, so this is only a split-second thought.  I won't say where my eyes go from there.

 You must be a nurse if...your a female and your wardrobe consists of 36 scrubs of all color variety for pants, and over 50 different cartoon character scrub tops, and when you are asked to go to dinner with friends, you select the cartoon character scrubs top that best fits THAT friend!