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Funny or interesting bumper stickers

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We all see alot of these I'm sure.  I pass a car everyday that is practically held together with bumper stickers.  Each day I try to read a new one.  One I saw that made me think of starting this discussion was:


"Whirled peas"


Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that stood it's ground.
-Chinese fortune cookie.

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Honk If You've Never Seen an Uzi Fired From a Moving Vehicle

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Yes, I own this Truck and no I won't help you move.

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If you can read this, you are following too close!


A good man loves other. A better man loves God. A great man loves God and lives well among others! I miss you daddy!

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"It ain't over til I wreck it"


Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that stood it's ground.
-Chinese fortune cookie.

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Feminist Sticker (Bumper)

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"i want you to stay....far, far away from me!"


"happiness depends upon ourselves"

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"Watch out for the idiot behind me"


Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that stood it's ground.
-Chinese fortune cookie.

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"I'm a nurse. I'll fix your ass if you do not kiss mine."


 


The funny thing was the car was rear-ended with that sticker on lol

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 My bumper sticker says " WOMEN DO OT GET HOT FLASHES, WE GET POWER SURGES!


A busy RN is here

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"My day isn't complete until I've terrified a total stranger"


Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that stood it's ground.
-Chinese fortune cookie.

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smoxignal says ...



"Watch out for the idiot behind me"



LOL thats a funny one! It would probably have me laughing for a few seconds until I realized it was me!! LMAO!


"Softly. deftly, music shall caress you. Feel it, hear it, secretly possess you...."

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My huband thinks he might get rich if he makes one that says


" Put down the Cheesburger and Drive!" Lame I know.


"Softly. deftly, music shall caress you. Feel it, hear it, secretly possess you...."

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Honk If You Love Peace and Quiet

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smoxignal says ...



"My day isn't complete until I've terrified a total stranger"



I love that one!!!! I need it!!! LOL

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I saw one in New Hampshire once that said:


"Send more tourists, the last ones were delicious"


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-Chinese fortune cookie.

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Never second-guess yourself. Well, maybe sometimes

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O.K. saw this yesterday:


"I ate Naked at Buck's                                                                                                                                                                                                                Freeport , Maine"     


I feel a trip to Freeport coming on!  Got to see that one for myself!  Any Mainers can shed some light?  It's a long trip.


Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that stood it's ground.
-Chinese fortune cookie.

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                           W   A   T   C   H   O   U   T


                            I am low on estrogen


                            and I have a handgun


                           

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DBM says ...



                           W   A   T   C   H   O   U   T


                            I am low on estrogen


                            and I have a handgun


                           



That's a good one!!!   I love it!!!  


"How's my driving?


Call 1-800-EAT-@#$%"                I know, but someone had to post it!


Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that stood it's ground.
-Chinese fortune cookie.

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Saw this one yesterday.


It had a pink ribbon in the middle and said


"Save the Tatas"


Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that stood it's ground.
-Chinese fortune cookie.

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" Next time wave all of your fingers at me "


speak your mind..for those that matter dont mind and those that mind ..dont matter..

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Never have a heart attach while playing charades

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frumpster65 says ...



" Next time wave all of your fingers at me "



I like that one!


Walt, where are you getting those?


Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that stood it's ground.
-Chinese fortune cookie.

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LOL...that one was seen on the side of a big rig drivers door!!.....giggles...


 


speak your mind..for those that matter dont mind and those that mind ..dont matter..

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I came up to a stop light, behind a biker dude on a Harley one day.  His shirt said, "If you can read this shirt, the bit_ _ fell off!"


 


 

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My daughter has one on her car that says "I love children, but I can't eat a whole one"

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capecod40 says ...



My daughter has one on her car that says "I love children, but I can't eat a whole one"



Oh man!  That's sick!  Your daughter must be a little on the twisted side!  


"Be Intolerant of Intolerance" 


a little lame but the only one I saw yesterday.


Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that stood it's ground.
-Chinese fortune cookie.

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some of these are too funny!!!!....


" Warning: Frustrated Mother Aboard"


 


speak your mind..for those that matter dont mind and those that mind ..dont matter..

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There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead

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