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Funny or interesting bumper stickers

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My cousin has one that says" I'm too cute to stay at home"  which is funny because she has 4 kids under 4, she should be at home. LOL


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Doctors saves lives but Nurses save Doctors!

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"G0D is my pr0vider"


"happiness depends upon ourselves"

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save a horse ride a cowboy! lol

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If you arfe close enough to read this I am close enough to flick a booger on your windshield...


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


TOO FUNNY!!!


speak your mind..for those that matter dont mind and those that mind ..dont matter..

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Driver carries no cash. He's married.


"happiness depends upon ourselves"

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This one is a good one.


" A closed mind is a wonderful thing to waste."


"Softly. deftly, music shall caress you. Feel it, hear it, secretly possess you...."

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These must have been on a Gloucester fisherman's truck:


"In COD we trust"


and


"FOG OFF"


Love the "flicking a booger" one.  I have to go drive around Salem Mass.  they always have good ones there.


Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that stood it's ground.
-Chinese fortune cookie.

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This is a true story. It happened to one of my husband's friends.  A guy reported that his car was stolen to the police. The officer asked him to describe the car.  The man described the make and model. The officer asked, "Does it have anything that makes it stand out?" The man replied, "It has a bumber sticker that says, 'Drive It Like You Stole It!' " The officer could not stop laughing.


-Jasmin

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I miss my ex, but my aim is getting better

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I saw on a big RV, a bumper sticker that said..... "I'm spending my children's inheritance"

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another funny one I saw was


 


I AM THE MAN YOUR MOTHER WARNED YOU ABOUT

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I saw a bumper sticker that read:


    "Come to the Dark Side- We have cookies"


   My brother -in-law plays the french horn so I got him a sticker that says "This Blows" (with a pic of a french horn on it)


   

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I saw one that said... " wife and dog missing...reward for the dog." Some of them are just horrible lol

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I saw one the other morning.  A big SUV with a sticker that said


"Good Girl Gone Bad"


Being driven by a GUY!


Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that stood it's ground.
-Chinese fortune cookie.

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"Know Jesus, Know Peace.......No Jesus, No Peace"


Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans ~ John Lennon

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I love "Whirled Peas"


 


Here's one I had on my car long ago:


"Caution! driver applying makeup"

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QUITCHERBITCHEN!


 

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My dad had one that said -


MY KID BEAT UP YOUR HONOR STUDENT   lol I still laugh thinkin about it 


~ Abortion doesn't make you unpregnant, it makes you the mother of a dead baby.

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On a Plumber's truck:

"We REPAIR what your husband fixed."


 


Taylor's Wife-Navy Wife Proud and Strong!
Whose gonna fight the fight...When the last Warrior is gone???...His KIDS!
Proud Daughter of a Vietnam Veteran
Proud Wife of an Enduring Freedom and Iraqi Freedom Veteran
POW MIA, you are not Forgotten!

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 Real women do not have hot flashes they have power surges


This is MY bumper sticker


A busy RN is here

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MY OTHER CAR IS A PIECE OF SH&% TOO


Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that stood it's ground.
-Chinese fortune cookie.

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If you can read this you are too damn close

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sap .....you got the only funny one I could think of


A good man loves other. A better man loves God. A great man loves God and lives well among others! I miss you daddy!

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You can't make a person love you you can only stalk them and hope for the best

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"Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate"


-Jasmin

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"Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!"


-Jasmin

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"Are you following Jesus this close?"


-Jasmin

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"BAD COP! - NO DONUT!!!"


"HONK If You Want To See My Finger"


"I LIKE CATS! They taste like chicken."


"No radio! -Already stolen!"


"Your Child May Be An Honor Student, But You're Still An Asshole."


-Jasmin

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seen this a couple  of days ago  "my other car is a broomstick "  and  " the next mood swing is in 0.6 seconds"  thanks for the others there're great lol lol

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