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Funny or interesting bumper stickers
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| Posted over 4 years ago My cousin has one that says" I'm too cute to stay at home" which is funny because she has 4 kids under 4, she should be at home. LOL MICHELE
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| Posted over 4 years ago Doctors saves lives but Nurses save Doctors! |
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| Posted over 4 years ago "G0D is my pr0vider" "happiness depends upon ourselves" |
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| Posted over 4 years ago save a horse ride a cowboy! lol |
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| Posted over 4 years ago If you arfe close enough to read this I am close enough to flick a booger on your windshield...
TOO FUNNY!!! speak your mind..for those that matter dont mind and those that mind ..dont matter.. |
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| Posted over 4 years ago Driver carries no cash. He's married. "happiness depends upon ourselves" |
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| Posted over 4 years ago This one is a good one. " A closed mind is a wonderful thing to waste." "Softly. deftly, music shall caress you. Feel it, hear it, secretly possess you...." |
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| Posted over 4 years ago These must have been on a Gloucester fisherman's truck: "In COD we trust" and "FOG OFF" Love the "flicking a booger" one. I have to go drive around Salem Mass. they always have good ones there. Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that stood it's ground.
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| Posted over 4 years ago This is a true story. It happened to one of my husband's friends. A guy reported that his car was stolen to the police. The officer asked him to describe the car. The man described the make and model. The officer asked, "Does it have anything that makes it stand out?" The man replied, "It has a bumber sticker that says, 'Drive It Like You Stole It!' " The officer could not stop laughing. -Jasmin |
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| Posted over 4 years ago I miss my ex, but my aim is getting better |
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| Posted over 4 years ago I saw on a big RV, a bumper sticker that said..... "I'm spending my children's inheritance" |
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| Posted over 4 years ago another funny one I saw was
I AM THE MAN YOUR MOTHER WARNED YOU ABOUT |
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| Posted over 4 years ago I saw a bumper sticker that read: "Come to the Dark Side- We have cookies" My brother -in-law plays the french horn so I got him a sticker that says "This Blows" (with a pic of a french horn on it)
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| Posted over 4 years ago I saw one that said... " wife and dog missing...reward for the dog." Some of them are just horrible lol |
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| Posted over 4 years ago I saw one the other morning. A big SUV with a sticker that said "Good Girl Gone Bad" Being driven by a GUY! Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that stood it's ground.
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| Posted over 4 years ago "Know Jesus, Know Peace.......No Jesus, No Peace" Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans ~ John Lennon Scott |
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| Posted over 4 years ago I love "Whirled Peas"
Here's one I had on my car long ago: "Caution! driver applying makeup" |
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| Posted over 4 years ago QUITCHERBITCHEN!
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| Posted over 4 years ago My dad had one that said - MY KID BEAT UP YOUR HONOR STUDENT lol I still laugh thinkin about it |
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| Posted over 4 years ago On a Plumber's truck:
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| Posted over 4 years ago Real women do not have hot flashes they have power surges This is MY bumper sticker A busy RN is here |
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| Posted about 4 years ago MY OTHER CAR IS A PIECE OF SH&% TOO Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that stood it's ground.
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| Posted about 4 years ago If you can read this you are too damn close |
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| Posted about 4 years ago sap .....you got the only funny one I could think of A good man loves other. A better man loves God. A great man loves God and lives well among others! I miss you daddy!
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| Posted about 4 years ago "Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate" -Jasmin |
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| Posted about 4 years ago "Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!" -Jasmin |
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| Posted about 4 years ago "Are you following Jesus this close?" -Jasmin |
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| Posted about 4 years ago "BAD COP! - NO DONUT!!!" "HONK If You Want To See My Finger" "I LIKE CATS! They taste like chicken." "No radio! -Already stolen!" "Your Child May Be An Honor Student, But You're Still An Asshole." -Jasmin |
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| Posted about 4 years ago seen this a couple of days ago "my other car is a broomstick " and " the next mood swing is in 0.6 seconds" thanks for the others there're great lol lol |
