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It's Hard To Live With A Nurse Because...
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Posted over 5 years ago It's hard to live with a nurse because... 1) When you forget to flush the toilet, you get a complete analysis with a plan on how to correct any noted problems. 2) Thanksgiving dinner comes in pre-cut small pieces because she doesn't want to have to perform the Heimlich maneuver and be reminded of work on the only holiday she's had off in years. 3) You've been awakened from a dead sleep in the middle of the night to find her shaking you because your breathing patterns were a little too close to a Cheyne-Stokes rhythm. |
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| Posted over 5 years ago she watches real life surgical shows on TV at mealtimes/she's said "I told you so" too many times to count/she doesn't bat an eye when you walk in with blood all over your shirt/she doesn't want to hear how hard your day was cause hers is always worse |
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| Posted over 5 years ago funny! |
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| Posted over 5 years ago My husband hates that I watch autopsy shows. ( Like Dr. G.) He thinks it's sick. |
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| Posted over 5 years ago You mean your a nurse and you still have a husband???? lol |
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| Posted over 5 years ago "It's Hard to Date a Nurse Because..." all I talk about during the movie is how their medical procedures are faulty. |
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| Posted over 5 years ago yes-I do have a husband only because he works evenings and I work days! We hardly see each other and when we do we enjoy it. |
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| Posted over 5 years ago NevadaRN said: Wow! That is all my mom! She is a nurse and we cannot watch a movie without her telling us how fake the dialog is and how the procdures are wrong!!! |
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| Posted over 5 years ago I agree with louis's comment. It gets so hectic @ work in the Emergency Room, when I get off I do not even want to hear the radio station. Peace and quiet is the best medicine when leaving work. |
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| Posted over 5 years ago NevadaRN:so TRUE!! My daughter and I often banter back and forth during shows critiquing the procedures. and the noted lack of hand washing!! |
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| Posted over 5 years ago From a male friend's words, "It's so hard to have a wife who's a nurse because she's paid more. I am asked to quit my job, so I am now baby sitter of 3 children, do the cooking, iron clothes, do the laundry. clean the house, drive my wife to work. Can I just go home to my mom's place?" hahahah, that's my friend |
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| Posted over 5 years ago chicrn said: I'm going into to nursing after being a CNA,EMT,CMA for 30 yr's.... I know the hard work ahead of me. I'm lucky to have the full support of my soon to be husband...... I guess I find it "funny", not ha ha funny, but why are men "babysitters" when they are the "dad"????? Not to be picky .......lol Anyways.... My hunny ask me about the medical stuff on TV and I have to tell him to wait till commercial so I can havee the time to explain all the things that I pick apart without missing half the show...ha |
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| Posted over 5 years ago I'm with Charlita...my husband and I work opposite shifts and I credit our wonderful marriage to this. We don't have precious time to get crabby with each other! I do, however, drive him nuts because he hates to take a pill. i like very much for him to take his:ACIPHEX, ZOCOR, ANTIDEPRESSANT, ANTI-AGING, ANTI BLOOD PRESSURE, ANTI-CONSTIPATION, ANTI-BALDING, ANTI-ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING PILLS, because I love him. Must be the nurse in me. |
