1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom, don't disquise your voice!

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4.  Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks at work, once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.

5. In the memo field of your checks write "for marijuana"

6. Skip down the hall instead of walk and see who looks.

7. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify that your drive through order is "to go"

9. Sing along at the opera

10.  5 days in advance tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.

11.  When the money comes out of the ATM scream "I won, I won"

12. When leaving the zoo, run towards to parking lot yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!"

13. Tell your children over dinner that due to the poor economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.

And finally to keep a healthy level of insanity

14. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy and ask where the fitting room is.

 thats great Angie you are too funny

What a howl!!!  These are great!

When my husband orders a medium anything, he says   "I'll have an extra medium" .

ROFLMAO!!! My husband says he plans on trying the last one! He just couldn't pass up the idea. To add to the list: Put a whole bottle of food coloring (we used green) in your mom's (or anyone's) bottle of shampoo. Wait until their hair is whatever color and then treat them as if nothing is wrong when they freak out about their hair. You have to keep a straight face!!!!