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Posted almost 5 years ago
****WARNING**** If you are easily offended don't read this!
Redneck pickup lines
Redneck pick up lines..
1) Did you fart?
2) Are yer parents retarded?
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
4) Do you have a library card?
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
Man - “Fat Penguin!”
9) I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone,
10) I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him?
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
AND…. the best for last!
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,