Nurse: How are you doin, Mr. Patient?

Patient (voice muffled within his oxygen mask): Doin' fine. Just wondering..are my testicles back?

Nurse (bewildered, but eager to help): Oh, let me check!

(She peeks in through the sheets)

Patient (Outraged!): What the heck are you doin'?!

Nurse (taken aback): I thought you wanted to know if your testicles are back?

Patient (takes off oxygen mask): I said... "Are my test results back?"

*Laugh track*

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