(1) Fine: This  is the word women use to end an argument when  they are right and you need to shut  up.  

 (2) Five  Minutes: If  she is getting dressed, this means a half an  hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you  have just been given five more minutes to watch  the game before helping around the  house.  

 (3) Nothing: This  is the calm before the storm. This means  something, and you should be on your toes.  Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in  fine. 

 (4) Go  Ahead: This  is a dare, not permission. Don't Do  It!  

 (5) Loud  Sigh: This  is actually a word, but is a non-verbal  statement often misunderstood by men. A loud  sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and  wonders why she is wasting her time standing  here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer  back to # 3 for the meaning of  nothing.)  

 (6) That's  Okay: This  is one of the most dangerous statements a women  can make to a man. That's okay means she wants  to think long and hard before deciding how and  when you will pay for your mistake.  

 (7) Thanks: A  woman is thanking you, do not question, or  faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add  in a clause here - This is true, unless she says  'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is  not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're  welcome' . that will bring on a  'whatever').  

 (8) Whatever: Is  a woman's way of s aying F-- YOU!  

 (9) Don't  worry about it, I got it: Another  dangerous statement, meaning this is something  that a woman has told a man to do several times,  but is now doing it herself. This will later  result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the  woman's response refer to # 3.

Lol that is very cute!!! I totally agree with number 8. 

this is perfect! It is so true!

haha those are so true :)

LMAO this is so funny and true! My hubby needs to read this!

Hey that was absolutely so true about the womenfolk  . great study well done pal

This is pretty funny and i've done quite a few of those myself. I'm usually pretty outspoken and if I'm irritated at my husband he definitely knows it.

thanks for sharing

 I still love reading these over and over they are soooo true!

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