(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

 

     (9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

 

     (8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

 

     (7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

 

     (6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a  day."  
   (5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

 

     (4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.

 

     (3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."

 

     (2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

 

     AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN:

 

     (1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape! 

LOL ABusy...when I had insurance I think it must have been with that company!

I dont understand the viagra and duct tape thing.   

OMG...............Why are nobody but me just 'normal'.    Freaky weird world.   Although, in Georgia, we always say if you have WD 40 and duct tape you can fi\x anything.

Use the force...duct  tape! LOL Angie, nobody is "normal", there is no such thing! TY SEAG, like I said, it was the most polite way to explain it that I could come up with