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Posted about 4 years ago

 

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"Nurses aren't supposed to laugh." Fred declared.


"Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."


"Okay then," Fred said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest man thingy the nurse had ever seen.  Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.


Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then almost fell to the floor laughing. A few minutes later she was able to regain her composure .


"I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came over me.


On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now tell me,

what seems to be the problem?"



"It's swollen," Fred replied.



Things went downhill from there.

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