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13 Things PMS Stands For:

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Posted 8 months ago

 

13  Things PMS Stands For: 



1.  Pass My Shotgun 



2.  Psychotic Mood Shift 



3.  Perpetual Munching  Spree
 



4.  Puffy Mid-Section 



5.  People Make me Sick 



6.  Provide Me with Sweets 



7.  Pardon My Sobbing 



8.  Pimples May Surface 



9.  Pass My Sweat pants 



10.  Pissy Mood Syndrome 



11.  Plainly; Men Suck 



12.  Pack My Stuff
 




and  my 
favorite one : 



13.  
Potential  Murder Suspect 


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LMAO! My faves are 1, 5, 10 and 13. I can relate!

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I am gonna go with 5....that is my favorite...but do I have to have PMS to feel that way??? LOL


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ha! how about


Punish My Spouse


Preposterous Mood Swings


 

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haaaaa. 1, 5, 10, and 13 are my favorites as well.


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LOL love it!!!

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Mine is Psychotic Mood Shift.... (usually night duty)


Could it be Posting Misinterpretation Syndrome? Hi! ahaha...


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LOL !!! I am always 6 but later 13 and while going through nursing school i realize im turning into 13, Is it really worth my sanity to become an RN or as they call it "A REGISTERED NUT"

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What a riot Shan!


2, 5, 11, 13 are very familiar......


My sis in law claims it is from Putting up with Men's Shit

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1,2,5,9


We only have one heart, take care of it!

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Punish Men Severely!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Laughter can reflect inward joy and happiness. There is a time to laugh and its good for the soul.

~Man is basically kind...

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How about Male PMS?


 


Piss and Moan Syndrome......


Laughter can reflect inward joy and happiness. There is a time to laugh and its good for the soul.

~Man is basically kind...

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And if a lady got PMS....


       Here is what she needs to do:


                               Pray to God.


                               Move out the way.


                               Sleep on the sofa.


Laughter can reflect inward joy and happiness. There is a time to laugh and its good for the soul.

~Man is basically kind...

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All of these are so true


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LOL!