An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."


The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"


"What did he say? What's he want?"


His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."

Wow....that must be a pleasant surprise each time she does the laundry...

and...

I must agree with Rick...EWWWWWWW

Thanks for the chuckle!!!!

Awwwww. Thats nasty, but good!