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Posted 7 months ago Nurse Saying - "You Might Be a Nurse If..."*You can drink a pot of coffee and still go to sleep in the morning. |
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| Posted 6 months ago I really liked this. I can relate to many of them. Ha. I love hearing a patients name and knowing the care plan before they even arrive to the floor. Oh the joy of Cardiac Units. |
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| Posted 6 months ago I joke with my friends all the time. My next project will be "Suicide for Dummies." Oh the joys of ICU and ER nursing. |
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| Posted 6 months ago Great) |
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| Posted 5 months ago You might be a nurse if: Your idea of fun is a code at the shift change; Eating popcorn out of a clean bedpan is perfectly normal; (I've never tried this one) I am a proud mother of two beautiful daughters, Amy Ann and Susan Lynn. I have worked as a nursing assistant for the last fifteen years; am currently a nursing student (LPN) and will graduate in Spring 2010. Wish me luck on NCLEX. |
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| Posted 5 months ago Very cute Walt.....thank you for sharing Taylor's Wife-Navy Wife Proud and Strong!
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| Posted 5 months ago this is awesome. I can totally relate as having worked in the ER A good man loves other. A better man loves God. A great man loves God and lives well among others! I miss you daddy!
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| Posted 5 months ago If non-nursing people ask you to please not talk about your work at the dinner table. |
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| Posted 5 months ago Love it! "Don't worry that children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you" - Robert Fulghum |
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| Posted 5 months ago You might be a nurse if: You worry that your patient hasn't voided during your shift and bladder scan him and then realize that you haven't voided since you got dressed that day and wonder if you should bladder scan yourself. Our service to others is the rent we pay while here on earth!! |
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| Posted 5 months ago These are great. I like the one about the piercings and they're afraid of shots. Classic! Claire Kruszka |
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| Posted 5 months ago If you wonder what it would be like if every time a patient used the call light they would be charged $15 |
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| Posted 4 months ago Wow that would be great! And it couldn't be charged to their insurance. Bet the whole "Oh, did I hit the call bell Sorry didn't mean to" would come to a halt very very quick!! Our service to others is the rent we pay while here on earth!! |
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| Posted 4 months ago What about using gloves as ice packs covering I am a proud mother of three beautyful daughter. I currently live in Los Angeles California. I've worked as a heathecare provider for almost 10 years. I am curently in school to pursue my MSN in nursing, and wants to work as a pediactric nurse, in public health. |
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| Posted 4 months ago I've only been a nurse for a little over a year, and I already relate to half that list!!! Is this good or bad! |
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| Posted 4 months ago You might be a nurse if.........you ever used an clean urinal as a beer mug One should study Philosophy, Archeology and History: Because
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| Posted 4 months ago you might be a nurse if you have urinals colored green and red for christmas decorations you might be a nurse if you use gloves for Ices packs you might be a nurse if you give gloves for birthday presants
MY SPELLING IS BAD SORRY Becky |
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| Posted 4 months ago you might be a nurse if you work 60+ hours a week Becky |
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| Posted 4 months ago You might be a nurse if you have never bought alcohol swabs because you always have @ least 10 in your pocket when you come home every day. Our service to others is the rent we pay while here on earth!! |
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| Posted 3 months ago "You pray for Old Testament revenge when you're dealing with a patient's life-threatening emergency,alone, and soon discover that your coworker/nurse was noted seated behind the desk,reading a magazine!" |
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| Posted 3 months ago These are awesome, CherylF you have some good ones too! |
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| Posted 2 months ago You might be a nurse if... ... you rate how busy your shift was by how many times you were able to use the restroom ... you have ever requested the operator make an overhead page for "Mr. Ted Hose" or "Mr. Don Gloves" ... your all-over scent of hand sanitzer has ever been mistakn for cheap perfume
~ No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted ~ |
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| Posted 2 months ago CherylF says ...
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| Posted 2 months ago Suzy_Milktoast says ...
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| Posted about 1 month ago You watch a medical TV drama and go, "oh bullshilt" at everything they do. |
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| Posted 10 days ago Or when you wake in the middle of the night screaming "i have to get that call light". i am a CNA |
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| Posted 6 days ago These are great, y'all! I'm ROFLMAO! if you describe a co worker as having fecal impaction of the brain and diarrhea of the mouth! |
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| Posted 5 days ago YOU MIGHT BE A NURSE IF YOU CAN FINISH YOUR FOOD ( LUNCH / DINNER OR SNACKS WHATEVER WHILE ON DUTY ) WITH IN FEW SECONDS--lol |
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| Posted 3 days ago Laughter ia good medicine and these are good.Must be a nurse.. in a hurry because of on call driving to work when you realize that you 2 different kinds of tennis shoes on..ooops!!! |
and making hospitals pillows with pillow cases and blankets, you know when you are nurse when every lab order is sent STAT " Send the blood cultures STAT!!! oh I forgot, how can you grow a culture stat. LOL.
LOL. Happy nursing everyone.
