10 Reason to LOVE a Nurse

1.)  No body part scares me.

2.)  Defibrillation...I can thrill you with one touch.

3.)  I'm used to working all night.

4.)  Who else will ever encourage you to pass gas?

5.)  I've flipped bigger people than you in bed.

6.)  No dinner conversation will ever gross me out....or ANY conversation for that matter! 

7.)  Drugs.  I know them all.

8.)  We have a code for every color...even brown.

9.)  I know the proper way to tie you to a bed.  (AND give you an IM in the dupa!)

10.)  Hit the right button, and I'll come quickly.

- Tara 

"Earth is the insane asylum for the universe"