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NURSE JOKES Top Ten Inspirational Sayings We'd Like to See at the Nurse's Station
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Posted about 4 years ago 10. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings; they did it by killing all those who opposed them. 9. If at first you don't succeed...try management. 8. TEAMWORK means never having to take all the blame yourself. 7. Hang in there....retirement is only 35 years away! 6. Go the extra mile...it makes your supervisor look incompetent. 5. When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break. 4. Administration...we waste time so you don't have to. 3. The beatings will continue until morale improves. 2. A person who smiles in the face of adversity, probably has a scapegoat. 1. Succeed in spite of Administration.
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| Posted about 4 years ago Very nice! I like number 7. LOL |
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| Posted about 4 years ago Do the right thing for the right reason and continue until apprehended |
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| Posted over 3 years ago If you can't beat them.... kill them from a long distance. Man will not be free until the last lawyer is strangled with the entrails of the last priest. With apologies to Voltaire |
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| Posted over 3 years ago It is far better to be feared than respected. Man will not be free until the last lawyer is strangled with the entrails of the last priest. With apologies to Voltaire |
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| Posted over 3 years ago If you're crabby there will be a surcharge for putting up with you. |
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| Posted over 3 years ago "Get a shot off fast, this upsets your opponent long enough to make your second shot perfect." ---Robert Heinlein |
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| Posted over 3 years ago "And we'll keep having these meetings until we figure out why nothing is getting done!" |
