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Posted about 4 years ago LAUGH FOR TODAY.... >> A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a > play date. > > 'Mommy,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' > > 'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother > replied. > > 'It's not polite.' > > 'OK', the little girl says, 'How much do you weigh?' > > 'Now really,' the mother says, 'those are personal questions > and are really none of your business.' > > Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a > divorce?' > > 'That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!' > > The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to > play. > > 'My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says > to her friend. > > 'Well,' says the friend, 'all you need to do is look at her > drivers license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it.' > > Later that night the little girl says to her mother, 'I know > how old you are, you are 32.' > > The mother is surprised and asks, 'How did you find that out? > > 'I also know that you weigh 140 pounds..' > > The mother is past surprised and shocked now. > 'How in heaven's name did you find that out?' > > 'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,'I know why you and > daddy got a divorce.' > > > 'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?' > > > > > > > > > > 'Because you got an F in sex.." |
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| Posted almost 4 years ago LOL! I love that joke! |
