As I was going through a chart, there were a couple of babies named, "TWOBB", AND "ONEBB", I asked the person I was working with, "Who in the world would name their children, "Twobb and Onebb"? She replied, "Could it possibly because they are BABY BOY ONE, and BABY BOY TWO?" Needless to say we got a great big chuckle out ot it, and I now have the nickname, TWOBB.

LOL! Now I don't feel so dumb for all those questions I have asked during clinicals!

Yup, that is funny... We all have to at least do one blooper during our nursing carrier. For example; "Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized." Oh, and they keep on coming! Does anyone have bloopers to share?

The Collard Greens...

An old black man lived alone in the country.
He wanted to dig his yearly collard green garden,
but it was always very hard work for him because the ground was hard.
His only son, Junebug Jankins III, who used to help him, was in
prison.
The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Junebugg Jankins the III, I am feeling pretty bad because it
look
like I won't be able to plant my collard green garden this year. I'm
just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here
my
troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. Love
Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son

Dear Daddy Jankins, Whatever you do, don't dig up that garden. That's
where I buried the BODIES. Love Junebugg Jankins III

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and
dug
up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the
old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter
from
his son.

Dear Daddy Jankins, You can go ahead and plant the collard greens
now.
That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love Junebugg
III.

HA! good one vickielee

Here's one for all of us nurses! (from Nurses Calender Jan. 18 2008) I'm a nurse and my daughter-in-law is a nursing assistant and attends nursing school. I asked my 4 year-old granddaughter what she wanted to be when she grew up. She said "I want to be a doctor like my mommy" . I queried "your mommy is a doctor?" "Yes" she replied. "She hasn't worked hard enough yet to be a nurse!"

Here's another one: The hospital is burning down and there is no escape except by helicopter airlift. As the flames reach higher and higher, six doctors and a nurse dangle from a rope under the helicopter. The pilot yells" one of you will have to let go or we will all die". The nurse makes a tragic speech saying "I will do it. I am just a nurse and I would not want the medical field to lose the talents of a doctor. Don't try to stop me!" The doctors are so relieved and full of admiration they burst into applause.

A little guy goes in the elevator and looks up and sees a huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him and says "7 feet tall, 350 lbs., 20 inch penis, right and left testicle 3lb.s each, Turner Brown." The little guy faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and slaps the little guy in the face a couple of times until he comes around. The big guy says "What's wrong with you?" The little guy asks the big guy to repeat what he said to him. The big guy says " I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs., my penis is 20 inches long, my testicles weigh 3 lb.s each and my name is Turner Brown. I was just answering the questions you were probably thinking". The little guy let out a big sigh of relief and said "Thank God. I thought you said turn around"

Okay... Found this on YouTube... UAB ER Nurses. this is so funny! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5Zw4ZARvNg