Two Nurses waiting at heavens gate were chatting Both very young and Pretty astonished that they Had Passed...

The First Nurse asked the other....How did you Die? The Other Nurse replied...well i froze to death... at first i was very cold then i was shivering ...then i felt very sleepy and all of a sudden i was very warm and just fell asleep...it was so serene and peaceful..

the second nurse asked the first how did you die... the first nurse replied...not as peacefully im afraid.. i died of a heart attack!

you see I was afraid that my husband was cheating on me so i went home early one afternoon and sure as hec ...there he was sitting on the couch nakid reading a paper.. so with that I raced up the stairs searched in the attic top to bottom nothing... so i raced down the stairs to the basement....searched every nok and cranny ...nope nobody there... so once again i raced up the stairs and searched all the bedrooms under the beds in the closets and nothing....suddenly i felt sharp pains in my chest and next thing you know im dead and for nothing because nobody was in the house..

With that the second nurse replied " you Know ? if you had looked in the Freezer we would both still be alive today!"