Nurses aren't supposed to laugh." Fred declared.

"Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional

nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a

patient," replied the nurse.

"Okay then," Fred said and proceeded to drop his

trousers, revealing the tiniest man thingy the nurse had

ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been

bigger than a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then

almost fell to the floor laughing. A few minutes later she

was able to regain her composure .

"I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came over me.

On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again.

Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Fred replied.

Things went downhill from there.

That is tooooo funny

that was cute......I would have laughed also.

Oh, how funny!