A man dies and goes to hell only to find out that each country had its own hell. Then he thinks.......I should try other countries first, may be is better.

He goes to the German hell first asking:

-What are they doing to you here?

-Well....First they sit you on an electric chair for an hour, then they lay you down on a bed of nails for an hour and then a german devil is coming and whips you for the rest of the day.

The man doesn't like what he hears and he is going to the Russian hell asking what is going to be done to him over there. He is receiving the same answer as in the German hell. He tries then the French hell but without any improvement in the treatment.

Darn it!.....I may as well go to my own hell and he goes to the American hell where there is a long waiting line outside. Intrigued is asking:

-What are they doing to you here?

-First they sit you on an electric chair for an hour, then on a bed of nails for another hour and then the American devil comes and whips you for the rest of the day.

-It is not different from the other hells I've tried, replies the man, but why all these people are trying to get in?

-But you see.......Due to our bad economy, the electric chair is broken and we have no funds to fix it, the nails from the bed were stollen and we have to file too many papers in order to receive replacement, and the devil is a senator who comes and punches in but then he takes off to a bar near by for the rest of the day.