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Posted almost 4 years ago

 

A woman goes to pet store to buy a perrot. She looks at all the birds and they were all very expensive except for one that cost $10. She is asking the seller whay that bird is so cheap. The seller answers:


-Well, lady this perrot lived in a brothel for many years.


-So what, the lady relies.


-He , sometimes, uses bad words, the seller replies. The lady didn't mind and buys the perrot. When she get home, the perrot says:


-New brothel and new matron. But the lady ignores the bird.


Later on in the day the woman's daughters are visiting. The perrot is talking again:


-We've got new workers.


The women don't like it but choose to leave it alone. In the evening the woman's husband, John, is coming back from work. The perrot comments again:


-Hi, John!