A man is going to buy a donkey and he pay $100 for it. The seller is promissing to bring the next day the donkey to the buyer's house. The next day the seller comes alone, very sad, informing the buyer that the donkey has died. The buyer wants his money back but the seller already spent the money and doesn't have $1 to his life but $100. Then the buyer is asking for the dead donkey. The seller, very surprised, is asking:

-What are you going to do with a dead dunkey?

-I am going to hold a ruffle, the buyer replies. The seller already shocked by now is asking again:

-But who is going to buy a ticket to win a dead dunkey?

-But nobody else knows that the dunkey is dead, except for you and me.

A few days later, the two meet again.

-How did the ruffle go?, asked the seller.

-Very good, replies the buyer, I have sold 500 tickets at $2 each and I made $998.

-How come?.....Nobody complained?.....asked the seller in disbelief.

-Of course I had a complaint but only from the guy who won the donkey and I gave him the $2 back.

MAMADAWN says ...

Where do you get these?

From friends back in my birth country, Romania, and I have to translate them in english. Do you like them?