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Top Ten Most Commonly Used Nursing Phrases


10. “No, really, I don’t mind changing the TV channel for you…again.”

  9. “I’m sorry, it’s not THAT kind of Tylenol.”

  8. “You won’t feel a thing.”

  7. “Because your doctor said so.”

  6. “This won’t hurt a bit.”

  5. “I swear, if that patient rings the call bell one more time…”

  4. “No, I will NOT give you a sponge bath (to patients perfectly able to do for themselves)!”

  3. “Your gonna feel a little stick.”

  2. “How can I help you?” (at least a BILLION times a shift!)

  1. “Doctor, I’m sorry to wake you, but…” (but we don't mind this one)

 


Becky

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"If you can't treat em,then street em.....you've gotta tag em,then bag em!"

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that was cute


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That article is so great! Thanks for sharing it into us. I’ve learned something new. But aside from that breaking report, I have some news for you. A lot of people will probably start watching Starbury TV.  Starbury TV is an internet show starring Stephon Marbury, the player who was essentially paid by the New York Knicks to stay home.  Marbury had a falling out with two consecutive coaches, and elected to remove himself from his team.  His contract was bought out, and no team has appeared interested since he began free agency.  He announced that he will begin airing an internet web show called Starbury TV where he will do things like eat Vaseline, or advertise someone's product for a fee.  The Stephon Marbury web show will air on the site ustream.tv.  I won't be getting any internet loans to watch Starbury TV.

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than you  NapreneZ for the info LOL sounds Like a great show  take care thanks for your response


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It will be quick!


I use that a lot.

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No your baby is not mature at 34 weeks and yes you do need to be pregnant longer!

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LOL CUTE!


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Haha,really cute.


 


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