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Top Ten Most Commonly Used Nursing Phrases (humor)
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Posted almost 4 years ago Top Ten Most Commonly Used Nursing Phrases 10. “No, really, I don’t mind changing the TV channel for you…again.” Becky Swannack |
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| Posted almost 4 years ago "If you can't treat em,then street em.....you've gotta tag em,then bag em!" |
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| Posted almost 4 years ago that was cute Becky Swannack |
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| Posted almost 4 years ago than you NapreneZ for the info LOL sounds Like a great show take care thanks for your response Becky Becky Swannack |
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| Posted over 3 years ago It will be quick! I use that a lot. |
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| Posted over 3 years ago No your baby is not mature at 34 weeks and yes you do need to be pregnant longer! |
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| Posted over 3 years ago LOL CUTE! Becky Swannack |
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| Posted over 3 years ago Haha,really cute.
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| Posted over 3 years ago and to that pill seeker that shows NO signs of pain..................."no, it is not time for your pain pill, yet" |
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| Posted about 3 years ago Your grew..You move it! |
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| Posted about 3 years ago patient appears to be sleeping with eyes closed and snoring, when arroused rates pain 10 on the pain scale of 0-10
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| Posted about 3 years ago I love some of these comments. How about this. "Can I get something to eat before I am discharged and oh by the way I will need a cab pass". "What do you mean you don't have sample medications"? I can't afford my antibiotics but I will get the pain mediation filled. What pharmacy is open at this hour? |
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| Posted about 3 years ago GITANO says ...
Actually, depending on the type of pain and the medication the patient is on for it, waking up a patient to give it to them can be important. Someone suffering from a very bad chronic pain might wake up with tremendious pain if the scheduled dosage is not maintained and it might take a lot more medication to bring him back to a normal pain tolorance. John L. Racher RN, BSN, MSRN-BC
One should study Philosophy, Archeology and History: Because
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| Posted about 3 years ago " I was always reminded when leaving any voicemail message for an anticipated, physician callback, **Please leave date / time / your full name with status /facility and reason for call ** I had worked with one House MD who proceeded to verbally rant / abuse the nursing staff,replying... "What?! DO YOU THINK I'M STUPID OR SOMETHING?!!"( True story...) |
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| Posted about 3 years ago love it |
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| Posted almost 3 years ago don't moce |
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| Posted almost 3 years ago I;/go get yor meds now! |
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| Posted almost 3 years ago don't worry, everything will be fine A good man loves other. A better man loves God. A great man loves God and lives well among others! I miss you daddy!
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| Posted almost 3 years ago this will burn just a bit. |
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| Posted almost 3 years ago I Have heard that one LOL Count backwards from 100 |
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| Posted almost 3 years ago no morphine is not for a scratch!!! Becky Swannack |
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| Posted almost 3 years ago dont worry ive done this a thousand times before... Becky Swannack |
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| Posted almost 3 years ago smile and nod Becky Swannack |
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| Posted almost 3 years ago It will be okay A good man loves other. A better man loves God. A great man loves God and lives well among others! I miss you daddy!
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| Posted almost 3 years ago you put what where?? |
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| Posted almost 3 years ago Let me help you out of bed. I'll assist you with making a couple of laps around the nursing station. |
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| Posted almost 3 years ago you did what |
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| Posted almost 3 years ago who called off |
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| Posted almost 3 years ago 1. You have to breathe "IN" when using your incentive spirometer! Now show me what you've got! 2. Yes you can marry me if you have enough money. |
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| Posted almost 3 years ago sit down please! |
how do you rate your pain
