YOU KNOW YOU ARE A NURSE WHEN>>>>>>>>

you know you are a nurse  when you go shopping in the store in your scrubs and some one asks  you "what do I use on my hemeroids?"

you know you are at a nurse when you  see a fall risk a mile a way.

you know you are a nurse when you cant figure out what scrubs to wear out to dinner.

you know you are a nurse when you have more gait belts than shoes

 you know you are a nurse when you wash your hand in your sleep

you now you are a nurse when you go shopping in the store in your scrubs and some one asks you to diagnose there ailment

you know you are a nurse when you use medical abbreviations in letters to friends

 you know you are a nurse when you spend more time at work than sleeping

you know you are a nurse when you dream about sleep

you know you are a nurse when you have more scrubs than normal clothse

you know you are a nurse when you have multiple pots of coffee in one day

 you know you are a nurse when you have a patients  cath bag leak all over you

 you know you are a nurse when you can clean a trach with out gaging

 you kow you are a nurse when you  chart  your meal plan for the week

you know you are a nurse when you starilize your shoes

 you know you are a nurse when you have a locker full of extra scrubs ( incase~!)

 add ON these can be really fun<<<<

"You know your a nurse when ..your 5 year-old daughter apologizes to her fellow kindergarten
classmates for sneezing,then adds:" My white blood cells are elevated"