A man, naked, is admiring his body in a mirror. Looking from head to toe he says:

- Ohhhh, 2 inch longer and I would be king. The wife hears and comments:

-Yeah, yeah, yeah 2 inch shorter and you would be queen.

Why is more important for a woman to be good looking than inteligent?

Men are seeing better than they think.

How is a man planning the future?

He goes and buys 2 cases of beer.

Which is the shortest way to a man's heart?

Through his chest with a very sharp knife.

If a man washes a dozen of plates in one hour then how many plates 4 men will wash in 2 hours?

None, they will sit together in front of the TV and watch football.

What a  man understands by "cleaning a house"?.

Lifting up his legs so you can vacuum.

SEVOFLURANE says ...

Jesus H Christ.. If I posted female jokes the room entire forum would drop theier uteruses..

 

For example...

How do you make a woman have an orgasm?

Who cares?

 

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes.???

 

Nothing. You have already told her twice...

 

 

Why is a bride dressed in white?

 

Cause the dishwasher should match the washing machine..

 

 

Why did go create women?

 

Because sheep can't cook....

 

 

Those jokes DISGUST me.... I am just giving examples..

 

 

No....Why should it?. I liked them and my husband too. Life is too short for us to talk only about politics, economy, laws and so on.......Once in a while you need to smile even if these jokes are more fiction than reality....there are ONLY jokes. You should be disgusted with real things that happen to people as rape, murder, things that politicians and government do to us and not jokes.

I liked them. We should all remember that the jokes come from extreme stereotypes of whatever subject they are about. Unless you fit the mold and are ashamed of it, who cares. Life is too short to get bent out of shape over such trivial things.

mmullican says ...

I liked them. We should all remember that the jokes come from extreme stereotypes of whatever subject they are about. Unless you fit the mold and are ashamed of it, who cares. Life is too short to get bent out of shape over such trivial things.

Thank you for having an open mind.

Shan4691 said:

To be honest I thought both sets of jokes were funny! (and I am a woman)

Take a breath and smile more, it makes life more enjoyable!

I totally agree with what is said here, more specifically with what Shan 4691 stated above.  Humor keeps me sane; regardless if it's twisted or not.  Just because someone sees humor in something does not mean that they are insensitive, sexist, racist; or that they actually condone the inappropriate behavior of a similar real life situation.  I think there is a time and a place for everything as long as it is done tactfully.  I also think it's safe to say; if everyone has to walk on eggshells when you're around you might be a bit too rigid.  Life it too short to be so serious all the time.  I doubt if anyone is more serious than  me when the situation warrants it, but I find it to be therapeutic to keep things light whenever possible.  Remember; stress is literally a killer.

I have to agree with  leng about the jokes they are just that jokes and we understood that.  The post in "nurse stereotypes" just didn't come off as a joke.  Maybe we just don't get   SEVOFLURANE's  sense of humor.  Maybe in person we would get it and laugh but in this type of forum it is difficult to get the whole "just kidding".  Most of us as women get offended @ things like what was posted there.  Not sure if he gets where we are coming from.  When I go to Nursing humor forum and see these jokes I understand they are jokes.    Like this one:

After God was done creating the earth, man & woman he called them both before him

He stated that he had two more things to hand out and so he was going to let them choose who got what.

First was the ability to stand up and pee  ~~ and man put his hand up and said "Oh Oh I want that ~~ Please ~ Please pick me.

And God said but you don't even know what the other thing is and Man said I don't care ~~ that is so cool

So God said okay you have the ability to said up and pee

He then turns to woman and says "Well that leaves you with the other thing"  ~~ and so he gives her a brain.

Now lets see how many men are offended by that.  We all know jokes that cut down men and women but they are just that jokes and we as a society will never change that.  But when it comes down to it ~~ we all need to look @ ourselves and see if we find  them funny because they are hurtful and we believe them or it's just harmless fun. 

Shan4691~~thank you. No cmments from the men?