I will never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows my name.
A traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.
I switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day.
I end my sentences with a preposition: "Where's my coat at?"
When asked how my trip was to any exotic place, I answer, "It was different.!"
Road construction never ends.
When someone asks me how far something is, I tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is!
I think eye contact is an act of agression.
Seasons are: winter, still winter, hot as hell, and construction.
My neighbor asks me if I can pick up Granola on my way home and I stop at the day care center.

*roflmao*

You forgot giving directions by landmarks, not by roads (not streets, ROADS).

Oh I live in rednecksville for sure!

Hey Al, I know EXACTLY what you're saying. I lived in the U.P. (my oldest was born at the old, now torn down, Dickinson Co. Memorial in Kingsford) and lower MI (Fenton...between Flint and Detroit). Graduated from Bay de Noc.

If you don't own flannel, you're not "in", and you almost have to drink...shovel snow, shovel snow, shovel snow!

Ya'll forgot one... that half of the change in your pocket is Canadian. I now live in south central Colorado. I tried (without thinking) to give a cashier at a local gas station a canadian nickle.... She wouldn't even touch it lol she just stared at it like it was tainted or something . Funny stuff.

Hardee har har!! Just for your edification, Al, I was born in Brampton Ontario, and I don't even take Canadian money.

DaMomb said:

Hey Al, I know EXACTLY what you're saying. I lived in the U.P. (my oldest was born at the old, now torn down, Dickinson Co. Memorial in Kingsford) and lower MI (Fenton...between Flint and Detroit). Graduated from Bay de Noc.

If you don't own flannel, you're not "in", and you almost have to drink...shovel snow, shovel snow, shovel snow!

Blaze orange hunting clothing any time of year. Always in fashion. I have property 30 miles from Iron Mountain.

Well even the girls wear camo to Church in South GA, some churches anyway and teenage girls. We give directions by you know where that barn used be about 7 miles out, it aint there no more it burnt up, but you know, turn left about 150 yards after where it used to be and My place is the first empty field after the pond dam.

We started today at 45, quite mild, but this afternoon it was 72 so on came air conditioning. The Christmas parade is tomorrow, dont know whether to wear shorts or jeans and pack a blanket. Hmmm. Maybe both.

Oh that's crazy talk..It's about 20 degrees here and can I say FREEZING . I live in Indiana currently but was born and raised in Flint, Michigan until about 5 years ago. I don't think it's very redneck but I know many girls I went to school with i'm suprised haven't been on Jerry Springer or Maury Povich. You do know you live in Michigan when every street has a store owned by someone from the middle east.

Well in Milwaukee, there's a bar on just about every corner that isn't residential. Freezing here today and we are expecting 3-6 inches of white, wet, sloppy stuff. It's already white outside.