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Don't be quick to judge
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Posted over 3 years ago TOUGH QUESTIONS 1. If you knew a woman was pregant , who had 8 kids already, three were deaf, two were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphillis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? 2. It's time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts, here are the fact about the candidates. Candidate A associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist, he had two mistresses, chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B he was kicked out of office twice, sleep until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C He is a decorated war hero, a vegetarian, doesen't smoke, drinks on occasion, never cheated on his wife. WHICH OF THESE CANDIDATES WOULD BE YOUR CHOICE?
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt Candidate B is Winston Churchhill Candidate C is Adolph Hitler
By the way, on your answer to the abortion question. If you said yes, you just killed BEETHOVEN. |
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| Posted over 3 years ago WOW!!! |
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| Posted over 3 years ago WOW!!! |
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| Posted over 3 years ago TECHNICAL ERROR
SORRY |
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| Posted over 3 years ago thanks MR GITANO |
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| Posted over 3 years ago is it working now "happiness depends upon ourselves" |
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| Posted over 3 years ago it's funny and cute; i would have been busted for thinking of the wrong answers. |
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| Posted almost 3 years ago Scray how we can judge on the surface and not look at the whole picture before passing judgement. This has a depth of understanding that is bigger than most we can truly comprehend. --Patrick |
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| Posted almost 3 years ago Very good post. It is listed under nursing humor, but in reality it is not very funny how others judge. We all do it at some point, but if we had more examples such as this, we would stay clear from it. YOU GOT ME! All is Well |
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| Posted almost 3 years ago "This sounds like a sequel to,"The Manchurian Candidate"; hmmn...I can wait for the critic's reviews." |
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| Posted almost 3 years ago Well, hindsight is 20/20. I would have answered too quickly and been wrong. Surely makes me slow down and think...thanks! |
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| Posted almost 3 years ago Even before reading the end of the post, my answer to question 1 was NO...I would never recommend abortion to any female, for any reason. The second question....as I was reading it I was thinking....there has to be something more behind this. The obvious answer is C, until you find out who C is!!! ~ Laugh as much as you breath and love as long as you live ~ |
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| Posted almost 3 years ago That was interesting. Seems like I had heard all that before, but forgot! Thanks for sharing... Joyce Harrell, RN, OCN
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| Posted almost 3 years ago I tried these on my co workers. Everyone but one person, my manager, wanted more info. When I was told this is all the info they get, everyone, (except my manager) chose the obvious answers. Sad. ~ Laugh as much as you breath and love as long as you live ~ |
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| Posted almost 3 years ago GITANO, my boss guessed that B was Winston Churchill just by the description! He said he picked A because he sounded more like a politician! ~ Laugh as much as you breath and love as long as you live ~ |
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| Posted almost 3 years ago GITANO_RN says ...
I say drop em all off at the state line with food and water, call 911 from a pay phone down the road and tell them a 'special school' must have gotten lost on a field trip, ON THE WAY TO THE POLLS. |



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