Crazy Consumer Cautions on Product Warning Labels:

• "Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

• "-- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs. Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish."

• On a curling iron "For external use only!"

• On a curling iron. "Warning: This product can burn eyes."

• On a hair dryer "Do not use in shower."

• On a hair dryer "Do not use while sleeping."

• On a hand-held massaging device "Do not use while sleeping or unconscious."

• On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket. "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment."

• On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists. "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover."

• On an electric rotary tool "This product not intended for use as a dental drill."

• On a container of underarm deodorant "Caution: Do not spray in eyes."

• On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard. "Do not drive with sunshield in place."

• On a plastic toy helmet used as a container for popcorn. "Caution: This is not a safety protective device."

• On an "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter. "Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks."

• On a toner cartridge for a laser printer" Do not eat toner."

• On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow" Not intended for highway use."

• On a Holmes bathroom heater" This product is not to be used in bathrooms."

• On a can of self-defense pepper spray." May irritate eyes."

• On a Domino's Pizza box. "Caution! Contents hot!"

• On a coffee cup. "Caution: Hot beverages are hot!"

• On a frisbee.."Warning: May contain small parts."

• On a toilet bowl cleaning brush" Do not use orally."

• On a butcher knife" Please keep out of children."

• On a birthday card for a 1 year old. "Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less."

• On a battery" Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use."

• In the manual for a heated seat cushion "Warning: Do not use on eyes."

• On a laser pointer "Do not look into laser with remaining eye."

• In the manual for a microwave oven. "Do not use for drying pets."

• On an electric cattle prod "For use on animals only."

• On a can of air freshener "For use by trained personnel only."

• On a can of air freshener "Keep out of reach of children and teenagers."

• On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror. "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you."

• A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 9" x 9" x 5", "Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death."

• On a package of silly putty. "Do not use as ear plugs."

• On a bag of fresh grapes "Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator."

• On the packaging of a sharpening stone "Warning: knives are sharp!"

• On a box of rat poison. "Warning: Has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice."

• Posted on a Boeing 757. "Fragile. Do not drop."

• On a portable stroller "Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage."

• On packaging for a Rowenta iron "Do not iron clothes on body."

• On Boot's children's cough medicine "Do not drive car or operate machinery.

• On a string of Christmas lights "For indoor or outdoor use only."

• On a child sized Superman costume. "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

• On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets. "Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems."

• On a dessert box. "Product will be hot after heating."

• On a package of dice. "Not for human consumption."

• On a shipment of hammers "May be harmful if swallowed."

• In the manual for a Swedish chainsaw. "Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand."

• On a package of peanuts "Warning: May contain nuts."

• "Do not eat." -- On a slip of paper in a stereo box, referring to the styrofoam packing.

• "Do not eat if seal is missing." -- On said seal.

• "Warning: May cause drowsiness." -- On a bottle of Nytol, a brand of sleeping pills.

• "Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death." -- Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle.

• "Not to be used as a personal flotation device." -- On a 6x10 inch inflatable picture frame.

• "Do not put in mouth." -- On a box of bottle rockets.

• "Remove plastic before eating." -- On the wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack.

• "Not dishwasher safe." -- On a remote control for a TV.

• "For lifting purposes only." -- On the box for a car jack.

 

They're just funny

I don't know what part of the brain allows you to not know these things. As if you really need a warning. Go figure.

How do people stupid enough to need these cautions get out of the house and to the store without a keeper?

I stand corrected lunarcaustic, thank you

OMG

there's that mai tai again, I'm jealous. LOL

LOL

thanks LOL

OMG

On a can of cheese wiz my mom baught years ago it says "caution: remove lid before using" and on one of my school books for my LPN to RN bridge program it said "Remove plastic before using"

OMG