Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
 The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
 Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" 

 Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
 Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
 Pharmacist: "All kinds  ..."
 Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?" 
 Pharmacist: "Definitely."
 Jacob: "How about suppositories?"
 Pharmacist: "You bet!"
 Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer’s?"
 Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works." 
 Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol,  antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
 Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
 Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and
indigestion?"
 Pharmacist: "We sure do."
 Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
 Pharmacist: "All speeds and
sizes."
 Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
 Pharmacist: "Sure."
 Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry